You may be wondering how you will know if we are sticking to Rule #2. It’s quite simple. We plan on posting weekly according to the handy calendar on the side of our blog. That means that by each Wednesday we should have at least one new post somewhere in the previous week.
If a week goes by where there is nothing to be seen, F needs to dig through his email until he finds R‘s friend Allyson’s contact information. Call her immediately, she will talk you off the panic-edge. She will use our blog info to locate the nearest embassy and start to work the locate-and-save magic that she is known for.
For everyone else, please enjoy the following blogs to keep your mind from blindly panicking with worry:
The Bloggess – she will keep you giggling
Margaret and Helen – they will make you think, and laugh while doing it
Hyperbole and a Half – another Allie to keep you company
Eggton – how could you be concerned with such a cute puppy to ogle at and great recipes to try?
Curiously Colorful – Pretty colors to soothe your mind
Cosmic Revolutions – Thoughtful tech, and from a fellow traveler!
This is not that blog – Fun humor to get you through the day
Our Last Wishes (yes, it may be a little morbid, but really let’s cover our bases in case of emergency).
H would like to state for the record that she is officially DNR, if it comes down to it. Also she is a donor, with the only requirement being that all of her harvestable organs be used and F gets to approve all recipients. The love of her life goes to Carl, and he had better shred the shit out of it. Her skateboard goes to Dave, because she knows that he can go professional. Everything else is up in the air, but must be approved by R and G.
R would like to not break Rule #2. But if she must, all organs that can be, should be donated. All other remains should be mummified, preferably by H in Egypt. R owns some fantastic shit, which should be sold, stolen, thrown away, or put on display, depending on who claims it.
G would like to apologize for whoever has to take over her debt, which is most likely F. However, he also gains a condo in Hawai’i, so it’s not entirely without gains… She requests that her remains be put straight into the ground (no boxes or coffins and no preservatives… she can be burned up if it’s more convenient, but still requests the ground treatment) with a tree planted on top.
H
G
R:
Rule #2: Don't Die. 
keep your shit together down there
Uncle C
Want to come and join us Uncle Chris?!?
I am having mini panic attacks that you two are going to perish without me. So I have to request a small amendment to rule 2 in case it is broken.
(a) Rule 2 may only be broken if all three sisters are together.
do you not want to have last wishes other than that? Cause I’ll add that as your note if you’d like…
Hum… what to leave as last wishes. Maybe just an apology for whoever has to take over my debt. Oh yes, and to put me straight into the ground (no boxes or coffins and no preservatives… you can burn me up though) and plant a tree right on top.