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And then we tried to work on a boat

28 Aug

As some of you may or may not know, H and I are trying to travel south. While in Panama this means that at some point we need to commit to either getting on a plane (expensive sounding, right?) or on a boat (you would not believe how expensive this is) to get around the Darien Gap.

We have been headquartered in Panama City for a week now, chasing down leads to try to get us aboard a boat. Our belongings (and at times we) were staying at Panama by Luis, as we did before when G was with us. Mostly, however, we were on the road back and forth to various yacht clubs. We have one outfit a piece for these endeavors, because everything else we packed to bring on this trip with us is starting to look like a backpacker/shipwrecked sort of style; not the best for trying to impress ship captains at yacht clubs.

We march right into the yacht clubs and try to make friends with the local staff who talk with and serve booze to the captains when they come ashore. So far we have found that the people who get to work a boat to Columbia are either 1) the girlfriend of the captain or 2) the person who worked at the bar for months, got to know the captains, and then waited until one had a wild hair and took a pleasure cruise down to Columbia. Neither of these options are very convenient for us at the moment (we just don’t want to commit that kind of time to Panama).

So far here has been our path: 1) Panama City Yacht Club on Balboa Avenue where they sent us to 2) the Yacht Club on the Amador Causeway. Here they are trying to hook us up with captains so we can clean and cook for them while they are south of the Canal in hopes that they will take us if they go to, say, the Galapagos. This area has an awesome view of both the Canal and the city, but to get there we had to get to the Cinco de Mayo shopping area, find the secret local taxi waiting spot behind a column, and then hike down the sun drenched Causeway to find the boats. It’s a long day for us, but definitely worth the views!

Then we headed north to the 3) Portobelo Yacht Club, also known as Captain Jack’s, on the advice of some French pirates we met in Santa Catalina. Up on the Caribbean side it turns out the their yacht clubs are bars, often located at the nicest hotel/hostel in town. Portobelo is an old Spanish city, with the ruins mixed right into the rest of the city. It’s amazingly beautiful spot, with the crystal blue Caribbean running right up to the jungle on both sides of the bay, all watched over by old stone forts and walls. Absolutely worth a visit, even if we hadn’t been in a desperate need for transport! We chatted with one of the owner of the bar, and while he said he has no idea how people keep turning up at his place looking to work a boat, he did say that, in theory, it was possible to get it done. Just not at all likely.

From there Captains Jack’s owner told us to check out the Puerto Lindo area and see how the captains were handling the new Colombian rules regarding taxes. However, we had a job interview back in the Amador Causeway Yacht Club we had to get back to. That job would be awesome, 4) cleaning a young Spaniard’s yacht and hopefully convincing him that a trip to the Galapagos sounds like fun… Unlikely to work out since I threw out a cost that was insanely high for Panama. But we shall see.

While we were in town we decided 5) to email a posting we had seen up at Panama by Luis for a cook and stewardess aboard a ship headed to Columbia. We sent info highlighting our experiences on our respective University sailing teams, how we lived on a ship for 4 months that even crossed the Cape of Good Hope without loosing our lunch, and H’s Marine Biology/surfing habits. With any luck we could be working on a boat for a few weeks/months to earn our passage south!

Then, to save money and hedge our current bets, we went back north to find more yacht clubs and captains, if possible. We started with a quick stop in Colon’s 6) Caribbean Yacht Club. We were then sent to the 7) Colon 2000 embarkation port. The most useful information we gleaned here was that we should really be going to Shelter Bay to search out more information. So we quickly jumped back on a bus along the coast to Puerto Lindo and added Shelter Bay onto our list.

Turns out, the captains in Puerto Lindo are not handling the new Columbian taxes at all well. In fact, the only boat still doing the trek is the Delfin Solo, while the rest grow anxious and slightly desperate. 8) We chatted with the first mate (and wife) of the Delfin Solo, and she said she would ask around and see if anyone would be willing to take us, discount, down to Columbia or at least the border. She implied that they are getting to the point where it is definitely possible (good for us, bad for them I guess)!

We also chatted with the owner of the local yacht club/bar/restaurant/nicest hotel in the area, Hans, and he said 9) he would keep his ears open. He even let me literally glue up our friends info to his wall! He told us to go and stay at the Casa Blanca, which is new and only $5 a night for a dorm room. There are some small problems with the place, but we are quite sure they will be ironed out over time. The Russian/American running the place is wonderful and it just so happens that 10) her boyfriend is planning on doing a run down to Columbia the second week of September. They are willing to give us a deal if we can fill the boat with at least 7 people, where everyone only needs to pay $350, including 4 days, 3 nights, 3 meals a day, and leaving us at the border so that we can cross in a lancha to one of the most beautiful areas of Caribbean Columbia, Sapzurro.

So that’s 10 boat contacts and such in a week. We are tired and a little worn out (and there’s only so many times you can hand wash the same outfit and wear it before you start to loose your mind) and we decided to take a vacation to El Valle de Anton. Please stand by for another update shortly.

When God strikes…

3 Jul

Our family has all migrated back north and left the two of us here, alone in Central America. It’s funny how used to traveling in a larger group we had become, we almost didn’t remember just how much time we need to spend in grocery stores or what the world is like down here without air conditioning (it’s hot… Really, really, really melt-your-eyeballs hot). But we’re adjusting, a little bit at a time (and trying to spend anytime between 11am and 2pm in the shade, preferably in front of a fan).

We put G in a cab headed for the airport (with the price already negotiated; it’s so nice to be able to know these things in advance!) and then wrangled up some of our newly-made friends at Panama by Luis to all go get lunch before we headed to our next work/volunteer adventure.

We didn’t quite make it in time for the bus we had hoped to catch, and instead of rolling into Chitre in the evening we arrived at around 11pm, in a flurry of fireworks. As it turns out Chitre, and actually the Azuero Peninsula in general, is the fiesta center of Panama. You see, Panama likes to party. A lot. And the Azuero Peninsula seems to have decided that if one is going to work Monday through Friday than every weekend should probably have a giant fiesta somewhere on the peninsula complete with street parades, cowboys racing full speed on horseback, salsa dancing in the middle of the street, fireworks shot out of hand-held tin cans, devils scaring children, competitions to see whose modified car sound system can play the loudest, live bands, bouncy houses, and lots and lots and lots of beer. And rum. And contraband.

And it’s just as much slightly-terrifying fun as it sounds! We had arrived (as planned, H had done her research) in time for Chitre’s official saint’s (San Juan Bautista) celebration. Saturday night was the pre-festivities warm up, or really just an excuse to be drunk and in public with fireworks. On Sunday, we started our job at Miami Mike’s Backpackers Hostel by watching the festivities take place right below the balcony! It rained and put a bit of a damper on the end of the night’s revelry, but it was an epic party none-the-less.

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In fact, it was so epic that first thing in the morning on Monday there was a huge lightening storm. Now, it doesn’t rain very often here, even in the rainy season. And especially not in the morning. But the day after this huge festival there was literally a river running down the main street, full up to the sidewalk and lightening hovering over town, deafening all those poor souls with a bit of a hangover. And then a large bolt lit up against the sky, and one of the bell towers of San Juan Bautista’s church caught the end of the fork. The more-than-a-century old tower crumbled to the ground and the storm immediately calmed. Very impressive. Someone had to be rushed to the hospital, the police had to close down the street due to all the rubble, and the townspeople began to murmur about wether God was punishing the drunk Catholics, or if it was because the fiesta had been sponsored and changed to support a local politician this year (it may have been also that the fireworks and general mayhem put a lot of particulates into the air, and the tower had a lightening rod, and it was really old… But these things are not as interesting). In any case, we witnessed history! People will talk about this for YEARS!

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Last week we stayed at Miami Mike’s to give it some of our TLC. We feel like we were fairly productive: cleaning, painting a guest room in Rastafarian theme, taking a trip to the nearby beach to organize and find contacts for clean-up and snorkeling trips, cleaning, pricing and buying fabric to make a flag and curtains, making necessary runs to pick the boss up some beer, cleaning, painting a closet in the Che room black, organizing the bookshelves, cleaning, planning and pricing tile (to put new floors in the bathrooms), fishing for tourists at the bus stop, cleaning, guerrilla-glueing fans back together, oh! and more cleaning.

Things got a bit dicey as H and I both got hormonal (I may or may not have flipped out at more than one point…) in this unbearable heat. Our “shifts” are meant to run back to back from 11-3 and then from 3-7, but since neither of us are willing to subject ourselves alone to the constant honks, whistles, pssts, “hey baby, come here!”, and such that seem to accompany the male ego here in Latin America once the temperature gets out of control, we have both been at it for the full time, every day. We have been able to get a lot of things done, which is nice.

Also, we earned the weekend (Sunday and Monday) off, which is awesome (more about that trip to come shortly)! But this week is all about our adventures in Latin American tiling. Let’s just say that H and I are both terrified of the “tile cutter”, and will be wielding a huge hammer and nail to score the existing tile, which was deemed too much work to remove first. Epic. Terrifying. Good times! Stay tuned!